A hyperactive Scottish mis-fable.
Self-help meets self-hell. A mind that doesn’t know right from wrong is accidentally programmed for total success.
An ultra-tragedy that straps you inside the collapsing head of trauma-teen, Maxi h8r Muir, as he overdoses on a motivational CD stolen from his social worker’s car. A life not worth living is increasingly hypnotised and trapped inside the worst number-one goal in the universe. But why is the universe threatened by an 8-gear God-car, a bypass that won’t behave, and a spine?
What beta readers are saying about this contemporary novel set in Scotland:
- ‘Super-vivid and transportative.’
- ‘Turned the pages so feverishly my fingers needed a plaster.’
- ‘Coen-esque craziness,’
- ‘Ultra-sharp sound of self-help bubble burst on the thistle of self-hate.’
- ‘…tragi-comic rock’n’roll snapshot of psychiatry’s unspoken disasters and the goal-greed of the guru’s relentless need to succeed.’
- ‘The rhythm of the prose is a stunning life-jacket for the sinking brutality and tragedy of the story.’
- ‘Relentless rudeness to be read aloud!’
- ‘For everyone locked inside a family. An un-decorated exhibition of the torments only a family can create. A hallucinatory battle of nature versus nurture.’
- ‘Can’t get the c*** out of my head.’
An epic quest for a father (dis)figure that starts with a kick in the ****s in a local pub and grows to infect the entire universe.